Updating a blog everyday is a lot harder than I thought it would be, due to the irritating amount of work that I have during mid-terms week. I know I said I would do my next post on the right way to do sequins, however, with the Grammy's this past Sunday, I felt obligated to take this post in a different direction.
So first things first, the best of the best of the Grammy's I have to say, was a tie between my ALL TIME favorite singer ever, Taylor Swift, and my not-so-favorite, Rihanna.
Taylor's off-white and silver Grecian-style masterpiece is by J Mendel, and she completely rocked it with her romantic pinned back hair. Taylor chose not to don her signature red lip, which in my opinion she can completely pull off, however she made the right decision is straying away from it in this dress. Harry Styles was probably drooling.
Rihanna's red beauty is an Alaia design. The gown is very simple, yet elegant and eye-catching because of the tantalizing color. The only faux-pa I saw with this dress is that you could clearly tell she was not wearing anything underneath on top, but hey, she's Rihanna she can pretty much do whatever she wants. The most beautiful part of the dress was the criss-cross back. However, Rihanna...
You also are on my worst list, when it comes to your hair style choice:
Rihanna is an absolutely beautiful woman, however she really should think about adding a side bang, due to the enormously large forehead that she so unfortunately has. The center part is so difficult to pull off in fact the only person I enjoy it on is Kendall Jenner, and while Rihanna can pretty much do anything, she really made a mistake with trying this part. When she was being interviewed by Ryan Seacrest, my friends and I really could not focus because her forehead was just so distractingly shiny and in our faces. Maybe it was a bad angle? Don't care, Rihanna, please do us all a favor and go back to bangs.
Second on my worst list is also Rihanna... I am not the only person who would like to know why you are still with Chris Brown. Like okay, he's super sexy, has the voice of an angel, and can dance better than almost anyone, but he also covered you in bruises not too long ago, and just recently got in a fight with Frank Ocean over a parking spot... Anger management should be what he is focusing on right now, and you should be focusing on getting those bangs cut.
The next few on my worst list will probably spark some disagreement, but, to each her own.
1) Beyonce. Ok I'm definitely going to get some backlash for this one because Beyonce really can do no wrong but come on. A jumpsuit? To the Grammy's? I'm just disappointed. It's not that ugly... or maybe it is, just not on Beyonce. But she really can do so much better. She has the most beautiful body, hair, face, everything (can you tell I have a weird lesbian crush on her?). Disappointment is pretty much the only word that comes to mind.
2) Katy Perry. Honestly she should've gotten the boot from NBC due to their request that every part of the body be sufficiently covered up because she might as well just go topless. Yes, mint is in this year but if you asked a guy, any guy of any age, who looked the best at the Grammy's, they are guaranteed to say Katy Perry. Ask them what color the dress was, and they just won't remember. They were too busy staring at the massive amount of cleavage she so graciously paraded around for them. Literally my entire Twitter feed was about Katy's boobs for about 20 minutes at one point. Katy Perry always does something "out there" so this was slightly expected and actually slightly better than that cheese block she wore on her head to the VMA's.
3) John Mayer. You look like Willy Wonka in that purplish-blue velvet suit. That is all.
Until next time, xoxo
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